mind your engrish

thanks everyone for your concern over the 'so what if you can speak chinese?' post.

the msn messages and comments.

to the bf who thought i feel somewhat betrayed and hurt, well honestly, i dont feel anything at all.



just so u know, that thing happened a long time ago.

and the 7 bitches 'friends' were out of my life like, since 2000BC.

and thats like, forever.



like i mentioned, i was in form 2.



i dont keep in touch with them anymore.

and i didnt mix with them after form 3 anyway.

or did i?

i cant remember.



unimportant people, unimportant stuff, i dont bother.

just that i recall that ONE incident all the time, thats all.

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anyway, i was looking through my email where i found something funny and i decided to check out the website instead, www.engrish.com, where i laughed my heart out.



now i know how i exist.



and i gonna be serious!



if you are dead, go to the hospital at once.



please disturb the big grass.



anyone who attempts to swallow batteries already has a damaged mind la!



now we know what they been doing.



it wont let me sit!







*speechless*



dont accept thick pores.




seriously, would you go to a place where people enter people?







used tissue also need to buy ar?



hide and seek?



then cry me a river.



next, we will move on to 'sneeze' corner.



wintel over.



would you even buy something that'll get ur heart attacked?



imagine if 'of' were 'off'. it'll be an instruction.



















the sea is not a happy place.











happy birthday of you!







sometimes we have to make sacrifices.



its so natural and delicial. really. we promise!



it's so bimbotic!



for your linkles.



you eat your thang. i eat my thang.



so, please mind your happy.



dont come any closer or i'll turn over.



how much is for fartherest?





if you need a good laugh, do check out the website.



love,
jenz